Sweaty Betty Blonde Ale from Boulder Beer
As the sister to Mojo IPA and Hazed & Infused, she has quite a pedigree to work with. Like her siblings, she has a playful nature, with a little bit of an edginess. She may or may not be a natural blonde; she wouldn't mind letting you try find out, but you'll have to work for it.
She wears a jogbra under her bowling shirt (unbuttoned), stuffs her cellphone into her cargo pants, turns her baseball hat around, jacks her skateboard under her arm and rides off to do some bunnyhops in the cemetery.
I can see her and MH Circus Boy, on their bikes at the top of a big hill saying "First one to the bottom is the best beer for the rest of whole summer."
Hoegaarden asks, "Two out of three???"
"You won't make it to two" Victory Whirlwind Witbier replies and pushes up to the line.
*** to be continued ***
Dreams, Nightmares and Characters
1 day ago