I pick my daughter up from pre-school almost every Friday afternoon. On the way home - in addition to other errands her mother assigns me - we go to the Beer Store. She and I have developed a secret language to communicate my choices for the weekend.
Cinderella Beer - St. Pauli Girl
Sleeping Beauty Beer - Hacker-Pschorr Oktoberfest
Scarry Ghost Picture Beer - Hacker-Pschorr Weisse
Key Beer - Beck's
Red Star Beer - Heineken
Fat Daddy Beer - Amstel Light
Blue Star Ocean City Beer - Newcastle Brown Ale
Kangaroo Beer - Foster's
Sun Beer - Sol
Green X Beer - Dos Equis Lager
Red X Beer - Dos Equis Amber
Wizard of Oz Beer - Magic Hat Blind Faith
Angel Beer - Magic Hat Fat Angel
Number Nine Beer - MH #9
Pretty Pink Eye Beer - MH Heart of Darkness
Bug Beer - MH Hocus Pocus
Shark Beer - any Dogfish Head variety
White Shark Beer - specifically Dogfish Head 60-Minute IPA
Airplane Beer - Flying Fish
Bat Dog Beer - Flying Dog Doggie Style Pale Ale
Dinosaur Beer - Flying Dog Snake Dog IPA
Skeleton Man Beer - Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter
We also discuss whether to get a "small box" (6-pack), a "big box" (12-pack) or a "really big box" (case)
So, for example this past Friday I got "a Big Box of Red X Beer and a Big box of Sun Beer plus a bottle of Pirate Beer (Captain Morgan)"
Friday, July 22, 2005
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